Navy brat catholic situation done dabbled in procreation
What's a good man supposed to do when livin' by them catholic rules
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I'm the rule maker, I'm the rule breaker
Ask my momma I was a mistake yeah
All that guilt goin' through daddy's head

Should have blew me on the floor instead
Now what's a good man left to do when sailing on a ship of fools
[Chorus]